Want to make your whites whiter? OxiClean!
Red wine on the carpet? OxiClean!!
Got spit-up on the shoulder of all your shirts? OxiClean!!!
Did your baby not poop for 2 days and then have the poop of the century, getting it all over her clothes, your clothes and anything within a two foot radius? OxiClean!!!!
Did your dog manage to throw up on the tiny carpet in your living room, when the rest of your house is hardwood...twice (right after the colossal diaper madness)? OxiClean!!!!!
Husband go out for drinks with his co-workers and leave you home with a crying baby? OxiClean!!!!!
Well, for that last one I recommend a bottle of red wine, but if you spill it on the carpet and have your OxiClean handy you are golden! I am telling you, this stuff is made by wizards, or the devil, or some mystical being that has magical powers, like Voldemort or Gandolf. A little scoop of OxiClean and few cups of water will take the poop, throw-up, pee or adult beverage out of any fabric. I highly recommend that everyone, with baby or dog (or man baby for that matter) to pick some up.
Pour a little out for Billy Mays when you do...