Haikus to Amuse about Boobs (and other body parts)

Righty and lefty

What happened to you my friends?

Looking sad these days

Pancakes are for brunch

Not to be put in your bra

Pass the syrup please

Fun bags you say sir?

More like sad empty balloons

Thank God for push-up

Harry Potter scars

All over lower belly

Quidditch Anyone?

Elastic waist pants

You are my best frenemy

Should throw you in trash

Oh cottage cheese thighs

You went from lite to homestyle

I should hit the gym

Please share your own Haiku poems in the comments!!