Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Haikus to Amuse about Boobs (and other body parts)

Righty and lefty
What happened to you my friends?
Looking sad these days

Pancakes are for brunch
Not to be put in your bra
Pass the syrup please

Fun bags you say sir?
More like sad empty balloons
Thank God for push-up

Harry Potter scars
All over lower belly
Quidditch Anyone?

Elastic waist pants
You are my best frenemy
Should throw you in trash

Oh cottage cheese thighs
You went from lite to homestyle
I should hit the gym

Please share your own Haiku poems in the comments!!


  1. This is hilarious (and so true)! I particularly like the part about going from lite to homestyle - haha!

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